Weird conversations..

Maybe because its springtime and using your brain is optional, but nevertheless I have been subject to and the participant in many an odd convo over the last couple of days. Here are some great examples!


With Ashley via Skype, after making fun of her use of the word 'furnitcher' versus...ya know, furniture:

Ashley Matsumoto
btw.. im having serious spelling issues
doesnt furnisher just look wrong to you?????
the sher part
Sarah Chase
maybe because you fall asleep in the middle of spelling them
Ashley Matsumoto
im so jealous your going to norway!!!!!
Sarah Chase
furniture!!
dude, GOOGLE IT
Ashley Matsumoto
omg
Sarah Chase
furnitcher
Ashley Matsumoto
i hate my life
Sarah Chase
hahahahahahahahahaha
FML for sure!
Ashley Matsumoto
i did google it!
it says "did you mean: furnisher?"
Sarah Chase
furniture
Ashley Matsumoto
ah fack
Sarah Chase
"to equip with what is needed"
like to FURNISH your apartment
all i can say is WOW
you have been spending too much time alone ahaha
Ashley Matsumoto
shit
im speechless
w/myself

Then, I decided to tell Nikki about the whole debacle, and her response is:
"can you say special
my pants are giving me a muffin top and its quite uncomfortable"

Like that is appropriate! Also, later she said:
"i just goled
that stands for giggled out loud
its my new word"

Then Barb and I were talking about the insane heat wave in California, and I was curious.

Me:

sounds weird, but has anyone died?

old people always die of heat stroke in the summer

Barb:

haha not quite yet but ill keep my eyes peeled

and hears open

to hear of death for you

Now THAT is a true friend indeed...

Random convo with Ben a couple of weeks ago:

Ben:

hahah i dont have cable

or tv in general

Me:

thats what the internet is for

what the hell else do you think i do with my life

Ben:

i dunno cook food

kill babies

Me:

oh

right

Ben:

i dunno throw jacks

u prolly do that a lot

Me:

i dont even know what that means

hoodrat

I like my friends. They keep me happy :)